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Akeem, 27
My married girlfriend and I kick-started our relationship after she told me she and her husband agreed on an open relationship just to spice up their sex lives. If you know me so well, you’d know how obsessed I am about m!lfs, they turn me on like crazy. This particular one was so cute, young, and sexy. Four months into our relationship, mama said she was 2- months pregnant. Haaa! She said that either I or her husband is the owner but she can’t find out until after delivery.
I suggested abOrti0n since she already has 3 kids but mama said she can never abort due to past complications. Omo! My head started banging, because I haven’t even started my life. We stopped seeing after then because I avoided her. Early this year, she called to tell me that her baby boy looks exactly like me. Ah, modaran!
Anthony, 25
Back in 100 level, I became close to this woman on my street, one thing led to the other, and we started having sex. Her husband goes to work every Friday and comes back home on Monday morning. This woman would send me to the market on Friday to get her foodstuffs. After which I’d cook, clean and then sleep with her at her place. One day, I was cooking in her kitchen when her husband arrived. As soon as I saw him, I was trembling. He asked me who I was but I was so scared that I couldn’t talk. The wife met us there and told him I was the maid she hired to work just on weekends.
The man called me one day and told me that his wife had confessed about our affairs and I should too. I kept denying it until he promised to give me N50k if I say the truth. I lied that I only had sex with her once and it was a mistake. He was the first person I saw at my hostel the following day. He brought one of his friends and they beat me blue-black. I still have the scars.
Frank, 34
Men are scum but women are scummer. I once dated a lady for 4 years not knowing she got married to another guy 2 years into our relationship. I didn’t know because nothing really changed, except that we stopped going on dates because she forms busy all me time. Another thing that I noticed was that she moved to a new place that was very far from me, I stopped visiting her while she visits me instead.
She’d come to my place on Fridays and leave for church on Sunday morning. When I found out that she was married 2 years into our relationship, I confronted her. She said she had to because I wasn’t talking about marriage, and she couldn’t tell or she still wants us to be together. I’m finding it hard to settle down now because I’ve been scared of women since then. I’m traumatized! Fear women!
Nelson, 26
It was just a fling, but as time went by, I caught feelings, deep and crazy feelings. I wasn’t getting too much attention from my married gf since I was the side hen. I’d stay up all night missing her but I couldn’t call her, whenever I do, she either acts like her network got bad or I’m one of her employees. I had pictured her in my home as my wife and as the mother of my kids. I don’t know what came over me, one day but I was ready to risk it all. I haven’t heard from her in a long time so I headed to her house with gifts one Sunday. I sat in front of a shop for about 3 hours to see if she would come out. I got tired of waiting and decided to enter her house.
The husband opened the gate and fear ran down my spine. I told him I was just a delivery guy and he asked for my name. He told me to enter and was checking the gifts. He saw my name written on the love cards I added. He and 4 of his friends that were around ganged up and started passing me to one another like a volleyball. Crazy enough, it was one of her husband’s friends that dropped me off at my junction after they nearly killed me. I didn’t even set my eyes on my Queen, I hope to see her again one day.
Seun, 30
One day, I went to a restaurant and saw my married girlfriend eating with another guy. I went straight to the table and whispered to her ears to come outside for a conversation. The next thing I heard was “who are you?” from the guy with her. I forgot that I was the side hen before attacking the guy. That’s how we started exchanging blows until the security guys came to separate us.
The guy called the police in my presence, and as I heard him say “my name is Mr. Thomas”, I knew I have carried my two left legs to enter her husband’s trap. My girlfriend was just at one side blinking like a witch and avoiding eye contact with me. The police came and we all headed to the station. Long story short, I spent two good weeks in the station. After my release, I found out she had blocked me everywhere. Women are scum!
Ade, 38
I found my wife’s new friend who is also married attractive. At first, I didn’t know how to approach her until the day she winked at me. I talked to her and she agreed that we date. Two weeks later, we planned on meeting at a hotel that was about 2 hours away from my house. I sent her money to book a room and wait for me as it was closer to her place of work (my wife works there as well). We talked a bit at the hotel restaurant, ate and then decided to go and chill in the room. I opened the door and to my greatest surprise, my wife was lying on the bed.
It was just her back view I saw and I instantly took a reverse. While trying to run, her friend pushed me inside and shut the door, she left me and my wife inside. The silence in the room thereafter was loud, l and my wife were just staring at each other. I apologized to my wife and we kuku spent the weekend there. I’ve never set my eyes on that woman afterward. A bloody home wrecker! Weyrey wan scatter my marriage.
Bola, 27
I met this lady who is in her 50s at a restaurant in Lagos last year. She made the first move and as a sharp guy that needed premium pampering, I went with the flow. She was married with 2 kids and had just returned from the UK with her family to live in Nigeria. Later that day, we started chatting on
WhatsApp. The moment she started admiring my heftiness, I knew she wanted to be dickmatized from time to time. Don’t worry mummy, sheybi it’s penis you want? lzzz plenty!!! As long as my aza keeps smiling and your husband doesn’t block my wind pipe.
She said I shouldn’t worry that she’s well loaded and he husband works in Abuja. Three months into our sexationship, mummy started requesting that I lick her plate, as in I should give her head. Ahh @50!! The first time I did, it was as though I was eating an unseasoned efo. This went on and on for 2 months. I couldn’t bear it anymore so I disappeared.
Efe, 31
Have you heard of thunderbolts? The Yorubas call in Magun (do not climb). A charm some husbands put on their wives to trap their other sex partners. I had a near-death experience with a woman whose husband laced with Magun back in 2019. I don’t know what a married woman was doing on Tinder because that was where we met. We dated for 4 months and later we eventually met at a hotel in Ibadan. As soon as I saw her, my instinct told me not to touch her but I had to because I didn’t want the money I spent to waste, so we move! I was feeling somehow when the sex started but we still move.
I started sweating profusely and I was having this urge to somersault. I think this lady knew what was going on already so she dragged me out butt-naked after I’d somersaulted once. I thought I’d die when everyone held me down because I wanted to somersault again so badly. The gateman of the hotel put something around my neck then called someone who arrived 30 minutes later. I was already seeing heaven before I was revived. Imagine landing in heaven because you’re trying to cum. I was celibate since then until this year.
