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Jibola, 27
I was dating a girl in 2020 but I was crushing hard on one of her friends whom I met through her. I told her friend (my crush) how I feel about her and she told me she felt the same way. Without wasting time, we started having sex. One day, I went to her place and she wanted us to have sex at her balcony, she lives on the 2nd floor of a 4-storey building.
After a few minutes of foreplay on her bed, we moved to her balcony and started having sex around 1:45 am. We were doing standing doggy when an elderly man from the next compound shone his torch on our faces. He trailed the torch down to where our genitals connected and didn’t take the light away until I lost my erection and my penis slipped off her vagina. His light was still on us till we shamefully entered her room butt-naked.
Omolara, 26
We were doing doggy when I heard a cracking sound from my left knee, I didn’t know I knelt on his newly bought iPhone 13. I pretended as if nothing happened since he didn’t hear the sound, so I could find ways to pin it on him. It was when we switched positions he saw it and screamed! Aahhh Omolara, oti ba phone mi je (you have spoilt my phone). I fervently denied it and stopped him from blaming me since we were in the bed together.
Yoruba boy with a bad mouth, he insulted me sotey I almost cried. The most embarrassing thing he said to me was that his iPhone can buy 30 of my p*ssy. Despite all his anger, the weyrey’s penis was still standing strong and bobbing like an agama lizard’s head. He wanted us to continue but I reminded him of how cheap my p*ssy was.
Judith, 28
I had been celibate for close to two years before this happened. I had a guy I was talking to on IG, he lives in Imo state. Since my business meeting was in Imo state, I told him and we agreed to meet at a hotel. Not only did his look was “what I ordered vs. what I got” but he was also extremely clumsy. I thought this guy would swallow my tongue when we started kissing. He grabbed my breast and was doing it as though he wanted to uproot it. It was until his mouth landed on my vagina that I knew I could die if I kept mute.
I kept pushing his head away but he thought I wanted more. He was moaning so loudly and it was quite disgusting. After he stopped giving me head, I felt like my vagina had been scrapped away. He was so eager to penetrate but I told him to let’s go and eat so we could start from where we stopped after. He was still eating the food I bought when I went to the room to bring all his stuff and told him to leave. I didn’t want to be ripped apart by his d!ck. I was so embarrassed that I let him see my nakedness in the first place.
Julius, 37
The first time I ever tried cheating on my wife was a disaster. I met a former co-worker during a business trip and decided to get down with her in a hotel. I requested for a blow job but she said God forbid it and opted for a hand job.
That’s how she started dragging my penis rigorously until she scratched me deeply with her long nails. I screamed so loudly and pushed her away. That’s how I started menstruating without owing a vagina o, I was so ashamed and angry. I ended up collecting her lip gloss to rub on it before I sent her to lodge in another room. I still have the scar.
Sara, 24
I linked up with my ‘friend with benefits’ as usual. We were having sex and I had this chewing gum I ate earlier stuck at the back of my ears. Unfortunately, he’s the ear-licking type. The missionary was intense and he was licking my ears passionately.
The gum fell in his mouth, he yelled and angrily stuck it in my hair. He stood up and told me to leave his house immediately, I pleaded but he was so furious that he barely allowed me to dress properly before sending me away. I felt so angry and embarrassed.
Ekene, 28
I just moved into a new apartment and there was this girl I met on my street, I really liked her. I approached her and we got talking. She visited me one day after we agreed on having sex at my place. We were kissing when this girl lifted me from the ground and threw me on the bed. I felt so uncomfortable but I kept quiet so I don’t ruin the moment. She was on top of me for about 3 minutes so I tried to dominate her by swerving her but I swear, she was so rigid. ‘That was the moment I knew I don go carry Mr. Macho’.
I became so worried since we can hardly differentiate a man from a woman nowadays. Before a blink of an eye, this girl carried me again and put me against the wall and started pressing anything press-able on my body. I couldn’t feel my legs because they were hanging around her waist. That was when I changed it for her, we didn’t have sex that day because I was turned off.
Taoheed, 25
One of my ex-course mates at the University of Ibadan invited me for a threesome. I didn’t even bother to ask her if the 3rd person was a male or a female, I sha knew I was 100% down for a free fuck after chasing her for 2 good years in Uni. I got there and met this foolish boy who was staring at me from head to toe and licking his lips. I told her there is no way I would do it because I am not comfortable with another guy seeing my dick. She sha convinced me and I started kissing her while he watched.
I didn’t take my boxers off completely because I was very shy and uncomfortable. He came to the bed and dragged my boxers down. I said in my mind; I hope you are not mad bro? He grabbed my dick after and I decked him. That’s how we put our threesome mission aside and started exchanging blows. The girl tried to separate us but it was beyond her power. We fought until we wounded each other and got tired of fighting. I dressed up and went home with a swollen mouth.
Fikky, 25
I farted when he was knacking me doggy. It was so loud and stinking that we had to pause, open the window for fresh air to come in, and then spray some air freshener. Although we tried to continue again but the vibe was gone, according to him.
Later that day, I told him I wanted to order pizza and yogurt and he said ‘cut down your junk food intake because your digestive tract stinks, you might need to see a doctor for a checkup’. Haha! All that insult just because of ordinary mess. That was the day I vowed to never have anything to do with
lgbo men, their mouth is bad.
